That's right peep's, Springfield branch could be started as soon as two weeks. probably more like 4 weeks but it depends on the next week or two.
Anyways, there are a couple of amusing stories that i have for you this week.
First, there was this inactive guy who passed away last week, and he asked to have a memorial service at the Mormon church, which was pretty neat, and also a good missionary opportunity. So about 2 days before they decide it might be good to notify us that we (the missionaries in the ward, which is 4 elder's and 3 sister) are going to be singing At the funeral... So they pick this lame song that no one has ever heard of called the old rugged cross, and the day before were practicing it and it was just Awful... So after the sisters pleaded with someone to change the song we just sang "I know that my Redeemer Lives" and it was still pretty bad, but A LOT better then the other song would've been. Oh and also one of the sister's was asked to talk at the funeral... Oh man, that would be weird, talking at someone's funeral who you've Never met...
Next story, we were helping someone move the other day and they gave us an ottoman (i have no idea how to spell that) thing to take home, well it didn't fit in the trunk so we figured "When in Tennessee, do as the Tennesseans do" so we put it on the top of the car and had our arms sticking out the windows to hold it down. Now, this would've been fine to take it home, which was like 30 minutes away, cause we'd be going 40 mph or so the whole way, But the lady we helped move needed us to help her unpack a few things at her new house, Which she said was only a few minutes away. So we follow her with this thing on our car and then she does it..... She turned onto the freeway!! This is when things got crazy. At first only the two elder's in back had to hold it down, but on the freeway all of us had to. And the lady was Hauling in her moving van and we had to keep up cause we didn't know where her new house was. Needless to say we almost lost it a few times and our arms and wrists were way tired after it all...
Anyways... We had the baptism for the lady on Saturday,and the font had drained like halfway when i actually did it. The stopper didn't work or something. So it was pretty sketchy.
i guess that's all for now...
Love Ya'll!!!
-Elder Martin